Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!
Just taking attendance!
Gryffindor click here
Slytherin x
Hufflepuff x
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Hello there!
Sooo what you'll find on here is mostly Sherlock and Supernatural, some New Girl, NBC Dracula, Da Vinci's Demons, Friends, HIMYM, American Horror Story ... and the occasional puppy, kitten, bunny or some other adorable animal I won't be able to resist. Don't judge, we all need some cute in our day. All in all, I get easily excited and addicted to new shows and I'll be obsessing over each and every one.
“Sam, do you ever think, that if people knew how crazy you really were that no one would ever talk to you?”
“All the time.”
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Look at hiS BUTT OMG
I wonder if that is Andrew’s butt or the stunt man?
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Now You Know why you should never release 1.5 million balloons at once. (Source)
Don’t tell me how to live me life
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NOT SURE IF DESTIEL IS COCKLES’ FAULT OR COCKLES IS DESTIEL’S FAULT
I have been waiting for someone to make this gifset
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BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
If I had a dick I would put it on my dick
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I love him.
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“And then my car got pelted with balloons filled with whipped cream.” [x]
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To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”
I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.
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